Aquarius

“ Hey Aquarius, get ready for a fucktastic month ahead. You'll be feeling extra rebellious and ready to tell the world to go suck a bag of dicks. Your adventurous spirit will lead you to try some kinky shit in the bedroom. Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets an STD. Keep those freaky urges under control or you might end up with more than just a good time. Oh, and steer clear of making any major life decisions because we all know you can't commit for shit. Peace out bitches!”