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Aries

"Hey Aries, looks like your fucking enthusiasm will have you charging into shit this month. Just remember to think before acting or you'll end up in a pile of shit. Your overt cockiness will attract haters but who gives a fuck, you shine brighter than their crusty asses anyways. Watch out for any backstabbing bitches trying to slow your rise to the top, stomp on those fuckers like the Ram that you are.