Aries

“ "Yo, Aries! This week ain't lookin' too sweet for you. With that impulsive nature of yours, you're gonna piss off hella people. Try not to be a total dick and avoid any shitty confrontations, but let's face it, that's like asking a horny bull to skip the rodeo. Just accept that your fiery temper will fuck up everything and everyone around you. But hey, at least you'll have some wild sex with a stranger in a bar bathroom – something has to go right for ya this week." ”