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Sagittarius

β€œToday, Sagittarius, your luck will be as shitty as your personality. You'll meet a dumbass who reminds you of yourself. Keep those legs open and wallet closed! Mercury's retrograde will bring you 2 douchebags and an STI. Stay classy, bitchπŸ–•πŸ½β™οΈβ€