Sagittarius

“ Sagittarius bitches, you're in for a ride. Your impulsive ass better hold on tight cuz the planets are aligned to fuck with your mood swings. And don't get too excited about that new fling cuz it ain't gonna last long enough for you to even get laid. Keep being a loudmouth and pissing off everyone around you, it's what Sagittarians do best after all. Just don't expect anyone to stick around for your bullshit and whiny rants. Cheers fuckers!”