Sagittarius

“ "Buckle the fuck up, Sagittarius! This month, your shit luck continues as the stars align to give you a big steaming pile of bullshit. Don't bother trying to dodge it, just embrace the cesspool of crap and make yourself at home. Your love life? Ha! More like your hate life - relationships will be going down faster than a cheap hooker on payday. And don't even get me started on your career - no one wants to hire someone who smells like failure and desperation. Just crawl back into bed with that bottle of whiskey and ride out this dumpster fire of a month." ”