Scorpio

“ Scorpio, your superpower is manipulation & deceit. Use it to fuck with anyone who gets in your way this week. Just remember to wipe the shit off your nose from all that brown-nosing you do. Your love life will be a fiery disaster – just like your burning hatred for everyone around you. Embrace the Scorpio motto: "If you can't beat 'em, stab 'em in the back." ”