Scorpio

“ Scorpio, listen up you scheming bastard. Today the stars align to give you exactly what you deserve: a swift kick in your backstabbing ass. Keep those venomous stingers tucked away and try not to screw over anyone today – for once. But let's be real, we all know you can't resist being a manipulating asshole. Just remember, karma is a bitch who loves coming after Scorpios like a thirsty groupie on tour with Mötley Crüe. Good luck surviving without making any enemies - fuckers. ”