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Scorpio

Hey Scorpio, you salty bitch. This month the stars say you'll be feeling extra horny and full of piss and vinegar. Just make sure to use protection with all those random hookups or else you'll end up with a nasty case of genital herpes ruining your sex life. Don't worry though, your ego will still be inflated enough to handle it 🖕🦂