Aries

“ "Listen up, you fiery fuckwits! This week, the stars align to give your ego a raging boner. But don't get too excited, because you'll also be hit with a shitstorm of drama and stress. Just remember, it's not all about you...but who are we kidding? Aries always thinks it's about them. So go ahead and bulldoze through life like the inconsiderate assholes you are." ”