Aries

“ "Listen up you fiery f*ckers, Aries. This month is all about taking action...unless it involves your lazy ass getting off the couch. Your impulsive nature will lead to some wild sh*t but hey, at least you'll have a good story for rehab later on. Watch out for those ram horns while belligerently charging towards your goals and remember to not be a d*ck to everyone around you, even though it's in your DNA."”