Leo

“ Well, well, well, if it isn't our loud and obnoxious Leo. Might wanna tone down that ego before someone punches you in the damn face. You'll be feeling like a big cat this month – too bad everyone else sees you as a horny little kitten. Stop roar-fucking everything that moves and maybe just maybe your love life will improve. And for fuck's sake, stop being such a diva or karma will come around and kick your attention-seeking ass to the curb. Trust me honey, nobody likes a drama queen Leo-bitch!”