Leo

“ "Listen up you over-dramatic, attention-seeking Leos! You may think you're the king/queen of the jungle, but in reality, you're just a big kitty cat with a superiority complex. Watch out for your ego this month or it might just shove its head so far up your ass that even your fiery leo breath can't reach it. Remember to be kind to those less fabulous than yourself and maybe try not to roar at everyone who doesn't worship the ground you walk on. Oh, and make sure to stock up on tissues because Mercury is in retrograde and we all know how much Leos love a good cryfest."”