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Libra

"Listen up you indecisive libra fucktards, the stars say you'll spend this week flip-flopping like a sloppy whore on your period. Don't bother making any decisions cause let's face it, everything you do will end in yet another fucking failure. Keep riding that bipolar wave of yours and watch as everyone around you gets irritated AF. Good luck balancing those scales, shitheads."