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Pisces

"Pisces, you sensitive little fuck. Your emotions are like a goddamn rollercoaster, so buckle the fuck up. People say you're intuitive, but let's be real - it's just your stoned ass imagination. Don't bother with relationships this month, they'll all end in disappointment and whiskey shots. Just stick to crying in the shower and eating ice cream straight from the tub."