Scorpio

“ "Listen up, you crazy scorpion bastards! This month, the planets are aligned to fuck with your manipulative and vindictive ass. Sorry, not sorry. Your power-hungry ways will lead to a major backfire. Ha! Prepare for some brutal karma that even Hades can't save you from. Don't worry, your venomous stinger will still be useful in relationships...to sting yourself with when they all leave your crazy ass."”