Virgo
“ Yo Virgos, Mercury's in retrograde so you better bend over and brace your virgin butts for some rough cosmic pounding this month. But don't worry, it'll bring out the best in you - like a turd polished by a fucking unicorn! ”
“ Yo Virgos, Mercury's in retrograde so you better bend over and brace your virgin butts for some rough cosmic pounding this month. But don't worry, it'll bring out the best in you - like a turd polished by a fucking unicorn! ”